What's in the boat?

Well, Sun Tzu’s developmentally-challenged neighbor is at it again. This time he’s shipping guns to Burma. A US destroyer is following the ship, called the The Kang Nam, which has been “accused of transporting illicit goods in the past,[and] is believed to be carrying banned small arms to Burma". But wait, that's not all. More from Fox News:

Washington's top military commander in South Korea, meanwhile, warned that the communist regime is bolstering its guerrilla warfare capacity. Gen. Walter Sharp, who commands the 28,500 U.S. troops positioned in South Korea, said the North could employ roadside bombs and other guerrilla tactics if fighting breaks out again on the Korean peninsula. The two Koreas technically remain at war because their three-year conflict ended in a truce, not a peace treaty, in 1953[Ed. Note: Yep, apparently you can call ‘timeseys’ in war]. North Korea is believed to have begun boosting its urban, nighttime and special operation capabilities in the wake of the U.S.-led war in Iraq, South Korea's Defense Ministry said. After the U.S. invasion of Iraq, North Korea claimed it would be the next target[Ed. Note: Really, George, cannot thank you enough. Good call]. With 1.2 million troops, North Korea's army is one of the world's largest. Some 180,000 are special operation forces…The Kang Nam is expected to dock at Burma's Thilawa port, some 20 miles (30 kilometers) south of Yangon, in the next few days, according to the Irrawaddy, an online magazine operated by independent exiled journalists from Burma, citing an unidentified port official. North Korea is believed to have sold guns, artillery and other small weapons to Burma, said Kim Jin-moo, an analyst at Seoul's state-run Korea Institute for Defense Analyses[Source: foxnews.com].

I remember a few months ago when the Kardashian sisters did a PSA about government-sanctioned rape in Burma. The one with the sex tape was like "I did my thesis on Burma" and I remember thinking, 'thesis for what? you never went to college you fuckin moron.' But I digress. Oh North Korea. What to do with you. My instincts say we should just napalm it (all the good people are starving to death anyway) but nooooo, apparently that's inconceivably evil. Whatever. Enjoy your nuclear war, pussies.