One more thing that's gonna kill me

Some bored retired scientists who can suck my proverbial balls put down their issues of Teen Vogue long enough to voice concerns that studies citing the benefits of moderate daily drinking might be wrong. Why you gotta fuck up my day?

No study, these critics say, has ever proved a causal relationship between moderate drinking and lower risk of death — only that the two often go together. It may be that moderate drinking is just something healthy people tend to do, not something that makes people healthy[source: Nytimes.com].

First eggs, then pot, now booze. When the hell are these researchers gonna make up their minds? Next they’re gonna tell us that going bareback with underage Filipino hookers is bad for you. Go ahead, ruin everything I love.