Someone's going to be fed to pigs for this

Apparently, officials at London's Heathrow Airport found a bag with £800,000 (more than $1.3mil) worth of cocaine on the luggage carousel. From bbc.co.uk:

UK Border Agency (UKBA) officers discovered the haul when they were alerted to an abandoned suitcase at Heathrow Airport on Friday. The bag, which arrived on a flight from Mexico, contained 20kg of cocaine. The case has been passed to HM Revenue and Customs investigators, who have not yet identified a passenger for the baggage. Stuart Robinson, HMRC senior investigation officer, said: "Our investigations in to this matter are ongoing."

To be fair, I didn't forget my luggage. Apparently, someone else happens to have the same plastic Snorks backpack as I do. I was confused. Frankly, I think having to explain the situation to Señor Guzman was humiliating enough, thank you.

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