Thursday, June 25, 2009

Always make sure the door is locked

We've had a lot of foreign affairs news and threats today, so why don't we lighten the mood with a little pervert news?
Police say a California man donning a bustier and watching porn on a computer in an apartment complex gym was arrested after officers found drugs in his backpack. Sgt. Todd Bullock says 45-year-old Stephen Murdoch of Tustin was arrested early Tuesday after a security guard spotted him in a workout room that was supposed to be closed and locked. When police peered inside, they saw Murdoch - also in a miniskirt, fishnet stockings and heels - hiding behind exercise equipment and watching an adult film on a laptop. Officers noticed Murdoch was sweating profusely and talking quickly. They arrested him on suspicion of drug possession after allegedly finding marijuana, methamphetamine and pipes in his bag. Murdoch did not return a call seeking comment Wednesday [cbsnews.com].

C'mon guys, he thought the door was locked, and it said he was hiding. Can't you give him a mulligan this time? It's just like the one day when I was in that Denny's parking lot with my leather gimp mask and a copy of Spankenstein. Who hasn't been there? Right? If anything, I think he should be condemned for not returning their calls for comment. What was that about?

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