I miss bloody coups

As anyone with a tv, a computer, or the ability to read already knows, the recent election in Iran went really smoothly. Hahaha I'm just kidding, everybody's freaking the fuck out. Most people suspect that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stole the election. Oh, I know, I was surprised that happened too. In other shocking news, you'll never guess who they're blaming for the protests.

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iran accused the United States on Wednesday of "intolerable" meddling in its internal affairs, alleging for the first time that Washington has fueled a bitter postelection dispute. Opposition supporters marched in huge numbers through Tehran's streets for a third straight day to protest the outcome of the balloting... The Revolutionary Guard, an elite military force answering to Khamenei, said through the state news service that its investigators have taken action against "deviant news sites" that encouraged public disturbances. The Guard is a separate military with enormous domestic influence and control of Iran's most important defense programs. It is one of the key sources of power for the ruling establishment. The statement alleged that dissident Web sites were backed by Canadian, U.S. and British interests. "Legal action will be very strong," it said [Associate Press]

President Obama has publicly expressed that, while he is troubled by the "alleged" election fraud, the US will not be meddling in Iran's affairs as they already don't like us very much. Is he telling the truth? How the fuck would I know? Probably. but deep down I can't help but feel like this would be a great time for the CIA to jump in and start a coup. I know that might upset a lot of you, but we're talking about a country who has publicly stated that they have a plan for the destruction of the anglo-saxon world. I'm half wop half kraut, but I live in the anglo-saxon world, so...you know...fuck Iran.