This concerns me

In scary self-realization news, I momentarily thought this sounded awesome:

Russian cruise liner companies are offering pirate-hunting trips on armed private yachts off the Somali coast. Passengers pay £3,500(around $5800) a day hoping to be attacked by raiders so they can retaliate with grenades, machine guns and rockets. The ships cruise slowly close to the coast in an attempt to attract the pirates. [Source: metro.co.uk].

Hmmm. I've never killed a man, nor do I want to. As a child, I used to mental breakdowns if my mom tried to buy mousetraps. Yet, when I read this blurb in metro.co.uk, my first thought was 'that's kinda badass'. I blame Ashley for this. Just because I'm not paying attention doesn't mean your watching SpikeTV isn't affecting me. I swear to God, if I buy a ticket to a Vin Diesel movie it's your ass, sweetheart.