Sweet fucking God, why?

In my ceaseless quest to steal from all news websites, regardless of political affiliations, I found myself, once again, at foxnews.com. I thought it would be funny to click on the word "science" on a neoconservative website and...*gasp*...doth my eyes decieve me or have we begun assembling Skynet's foot soldiers?

It could be a combination of 19th-century mechanics, 21st-century technology — and a 20th-century horror movie. A Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working on a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find — grass, wood, old furniture, even dead bodies. Robotic Technology Inc.'s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot — that's right, "EATR" — "can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable," reads the company's Web site. That "biomass" and "other organically-based energy sources" wouldn't necessarily be limited to plant material — animal and human corpses contain plenty of energy, and they'd be plentiful in a war zone. EATR will be powered by the Waste Heat Engine developed by Cyclone Power Technology of Pompano Beach, Fla., which uses an "external combustion chamber" burning up fuel to heat up water in a closed loop, generating electricity. The advantages to the military are that the robot would be extremely flexible in fuel sources and could roam on its own for months, even years, without having to be refueled or serviced. Upon the EATR platform, the Pentagon could build all sorts of things — a transport, an ambulance, a communications center, even a mobile gunship. In press materials, Robotic Technology presents EATR as an essentially benign artificial creature that fills its belly through "foraging," despite the obvious military purpose. [Source: my nightmares...also foxnews.com]

You may have noticed that I published the article in it's entirety. I did that mainly so that each and every one of you can get a handle on what we're dealing with here. Before they become our overlords. Which I have to presume will happen after devouring their first corpse and subsequently developing an insatiable thirst for human flesh. I will say this though, I'm proud to know that the end of humanity will be brought about by American robots. Up until now, all the smart money was on Japan. *Wipes away tear, begins humming Star Spangled Banner*