Good-natured man stifled by prudes

Well it’s Thursday and the day before my day off from work. I’ve been trying desperately to find a story in the news that I could make fun of but everything is soldiers being captured and children being murdered. I know, I feel bad for me too. Thankfully, Foxnews stepped up with this gem about a guy who inexplicably decided to get butt naked on a flight to LA. You can make your own “snakes on a plane” joke. I may not have a lot of self-respect, but I’ve got enough *spills Iron City beer on 'No Fat Chicks' t-shirt*.

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A US Airways flight to Los Angeles was diverted to Albuquerque after a passenger removed all of his clothing mid-flight, forcing flight attendants to cover him with a blanket before he was arrested, authorities said Wednesday. Keith Wright, 50, of the Bronx in New York, was taken into custody by airport authorities after he disrobed while sitting in his seat in the back of Flight 705 on Tuesday evening, authorities said. The plane was carrying about 148 passengers from Charlotte to Los Angeles, the airline said. Wright was unresponsive when a flight attendant asked him to put his clothes back on, said Dan Jiron, a spokesman for the Albuquerque airport. "She asked him on more than one occasion to put on his clothes. She covered him with a blanket and he took that off," Jiron said. Wright punched and kicked the flight attendant, who asked two off-duty law officers for help, according to a criminal complaint..."No one was really panicking. The flight attendants seemed to handle it very well," [Keegan] said. Keegan said the man was "completely naked" as he was taken in handcuffs off the plane. [Source: foxnews.com]

This wasn’t quite the whimsical tale of humorous penis sighting I thought it would be. Though the part about being naked and in cuffs was kind of sexy, overall it was marred by the fact that he allegedly kicked the shit out of the flight attendant. Though, to be fair, she was kind of being a bitch.