I think I'll keep to myself

I'm currently saving up to try and take a much-needed vacation back to Europe this fall and, because I've never before had the pleasure, I am really looking forward to seeing Athens and Santorini in Greece. Though slightly less now:

ATHENS, Greece — A Greek woman faces trial for allegedly setting fire to an amorous British tourist after drenching him with alcohol at a resort bar on the island of Crete. Police on Crete said the 26-year-old suspect was charged with assault Thursday. The victim, who has not been identified, was hospitalized with second-degree burns. The incident took place early Thursday at the rowdy Malia resort, which is popular with young Britons, after the 23-year-old tourist allegedly made crude advances on the local woman. The trial has been set for Friday in the city of Iraklio, in northern Crete. officials said. [Source:foxnews.com]

Given my love of harrassing bar skanks, it is in my nature to side with the victim (also due to my lifelong fear of burning alive). However, being a moderately attractive woman, I know how irritating - even scary - it can be when some over-sexual freak won't back off. Two weeks in Italy and I was turning into Ash from Army of Darkness ("The next one of you primates, even touches me..."). I suppose I would need some more information to really make a fair judgment here. Though I have to say that mace would likely have been a slightly more reasonable weapon. I don't think we need to biblically pwn some douche who's getting handsy. Still, I think I'll have to take this into account in terms of how I deal with the locals when I get over there. *Loads pistol*.