Do I have a tumor?

...or has someone been slipping peyote into my coffee again? These are just some of the questions I asked myself this morning when I opened my email to find a link to the following article:

When you think of Harvard, fashion probably isn't one of the first associations that comes to mind. But now that the Ivy League University is cutting its teeth as a designer with a new men's clothing line called Harvard Yard, that may change. In what is perhaps the first non-fashion school to create a ready-to-wear line that's runway0worthy, Harvard has teamed up with "private label tailored clothing manufacturer Wearwolf Group, which has licensed the name from the school to produce a contemporary men’s wear collection based on classic Ivy League style," says Women's Wear Daily. [Source: www.blackbookmag.com].

Prices for pieces will apparently run from around $200 to $500, depending upon what type of overpriviledged pretentious douche you’d like to look like. This is a little depressing. I was supposed to head up Harvard way in a few weeks to check out their med school. Think I’ll skip it now. I mean, no rowing team is worth facing my Yaley friends with a boyfriend dressed in “Liberty print wovens”.